Me: Yeah, I`d like some cereal and some ammo...
GC: ... Sry?
Me: Cereal and ammo...
GC: *Blanck stare*
Me: Cereal for breakfast... Ammo to kill people...
GC: I`m sry sir, but I`m afraid we don`t sell those products in this store.
Me: *SPIT FIRE THROUGH MY MOUTH*
GC: *acting scared*
Me: Just give me some cereal and some ammo...
GC: Well sir, as I said before we don`t sell those products. But I can point you a few places that do sell them.
Me: Yeah, cereal and ammo.
GC: *points me some places*
Me: *waiting*
GC: *lookin dumb*
Me: *still waiting*
GC: *Still looking dumb*
Me: So, you gonna get my stuff or what?
GC: I would, but my boss doesn`t let me leave the store while I`m working.
Me: *BIG LOUD FLAMING FART THAT SETS THE WHOLE STORE ON FIRE*
GC: *looking embaraced*
Me: I need some cereal and ammo...
GC: ...
Me: *FIRE COMMING OUT OF ALL MY BODY HOLES*
GC: *walks away*
Hate those GC pricks
