Didn't I see this on South Park?
Christian Rock Hard - 709 - Watch - South Park Zone
CARTMAN
All right, guys, this is gonna be so
easy. All we have to do to make Christian
songs is take regular old songs and
add Jesus stuff to them. See? All we
have to do is cross out words like "baby"
and "Darling" and replace them with
Jesus. All right, Butters, give me
a beat. Okay, nice. Very nice. All
right, Token, give me a smooth bass
line.
TOKEN
I don't know how to play bass.
CARTMAN
Token, how many times do we have to
go through this? You're black. You can
play bass.
TOKEN
I'm gettin' sick of your stereotypes!
CARTMAN
Be as sick as you want, just give me
a God-damned bass line!
TOKEN
God-damnit!
CARTMAN
All right. Nice, fellas. Nice.
I need you in my life, Jesus.
I can't live without you, Jesus
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus.