May I go off-topic for a moment? I'd like to share an amusing story that won't really fit anywhere, so I'll tell it here...
I'm picking my son up from Karate yesterday and they're running a little behind, so I'm standing in the waiting area with the other parents and I'm watching the last few minutes of my son's class. To my left, there's a guy in some sort of mechanic's uniform (blue with his name over the chest pocket) talking to his wife about her dad's car.
Mechanic: "Honey, don't tell me you jumped his car?"
Wife: "Yeah, I did. He had to get to work and he was running late, so I gave him a jump."
Mechanic: "Don't you realize that with today's cars and their computers, that if you jump somebody's car, your car could get the other car's computer viruses?"
Wife: "No, I didn't know that. You think I may have picked something up?"
Mechanic: "Yup, I do. All it takes is hooking up those jumper cables..."
It may not be a Guitar Center story, but I hope it brings as much joy to your day as it did mine.