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Originally Posted by kafka  Me: Well, I'd like to try it out before I buy it.
Salesguy: Oh, well, I'd have to go get the key for that.
He stands there and stares at me blankly. I stare back for about 20 seconds.
Me: I wouldn't want you to have to go to all that trouble.
Salesguy: Sure. If there's anything else I can help you with, don't be afraid to ask. |
Doesn't anybody believe in an old-fashioned **** YOU! delivered straight in someone's face, in clear view of the rest of the place? Honestly, if this happened to me, and there were no children around, I would have gone off on that milky licker.
I mean, at least you could have FARTED during that 20 second silence.
